Get Buff with a Mechanical Bull.
That's what the email message said.
I couldn't resist. I read more.
If there's anything the Marlboro Man was known for (besides, you know, dying of cancer), it was his rippling physique.
I know I can be witty, but those are their words, not mine.
And now you too can have the hot bod of a cowboy, thanks to the Mechanical Core Muscle Trainer!
And my question is why would I want to do this if I hadn't had some tequila shots (12 for me would be TOO Many; uh, 3 would probably have be hanging out by the toilet)....and I don't really like screaming people, it reminds me of too much of my children when they yelled at me, "You don't know anything!" and then ran in their room and slammed the door.
Able to support 265 lbs. and intended for 20-minute workout sessions, the trainer is designed as a low impact machine that hits your legs, stomach, back and "badass cowboy" muscles (note: not a real muscle).
Can't I just plank for 10 minutes and get the same results on my legs, stomach and back? And if I am going to lay down lot of $$$ for this bull-ride machine, I definitely want a "badass cowboy" or in my case, "cowgirl" muscle...and they say there isn't such a thing.
With nine speeds and adjustable routine programming, this private bull is useful to bronco busters and rodeo clowns alike.
And it definitely (probably) won't give you cancer!
Neither will planks!
Okay, I was intrigued enough to check it out. $1500.
The official site says this about it: